Celebrant • MC • DJ • Entertainer
I deal in joy.
I’m Lachlan Kew, a Sydney-based celebrant, MC, DJ and professional entertainer.
I’ve been entertaining people since 2001 and have DJed and MCed over 2000 parties, weddings and events. I’ve recently added Authorised Marriage Celebrant to the list and I love bringing my experience into ceremonies and celebrations.
Whether you’re getting married, saying goodbye, throwing a party or celebrating a milestone, my job is pretty simple:
Make the moment matter.
The three Qs
I’ll make it feel like you and make sure your people have a cracker of a time.
Q Celebrations
Weddings, ceremonies and life’s milestones
Q Memorials
Funerals, memorials and meaningful farewells
Q Events
DJ, MC, trivia and entertainment
Kind words
“If you want a celebrant who is organised, flexible, and guaranteed to bring a smile to your guests’ faces, we cannot recommend Lachie highly enough! Thank you, Lachie, for making our day so memorable!”
Lee and Mark, 2026
Why rituals still matter
Weddings, farewells, new babies, big birthdays. The moments that change us are often too big for ordinary words.
That’s what ceremony is for. It gives us a way to stop, gather our people and say: this matters.
The way we mark these moments has changed a lot in Australia, but the need behind them hasn’t.